ICYMI: John Mayer Shades Taylor Swift, Trump Says He and Kanye Are "Friends"

ICYMI: John Mayer Shades Taylor Swift, Trump Says He and Kanye Are "Friends"

Mathias Rosenzweig reflects on the pop culture news you might have missed this week.

Mathias Rosenzweig reflects on the pop culture news you might have missed this week.

Text: MATHIAS ROSENZWEIG

Fifth Harmony’s Lauren Lauregui was arrested at an airport in Virginia after the TSA found some weed in her carry on. Turns out the pop star and I like to “Work From Home” for the same reason.

Justin Bieber recently went off at a reporter for asking dumb questions, asking, “What’s wrong with your face?” He added, “There’s something wrong with it…It’s just the insecurities in your face.” Needless to say I’ve been staring in the mirror for hours feeling shook.

Renowned socialite Tinsley Mortimer is joining the cast of Real Housewives of New York to rehabilitate her image. I’m still trying to shed my fake tan after that stint on Mob Wives.

After meeting to discuss racial issues, Donald Trump said that Kanye and him had “been friends for a long time.” Luckily, he stopped himself before adding how much he adores Kanye’s wife, Beyoncé.

A pastor in Texas recorded himself yelling that Santa Clause isn’t real to a bunch of kids waiting to meet Santa at the mall. Now those kids know how I felt when Paris and Nicole admitted The Simple Life was scripted.

John Mayer tweeted that December 12th, which happens to be his ex Taylor Swift’s birthday, is “the lamest day of the year, conceptually.” Clearly, Mayer has never spent Passover with my family.

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