Triggered: Hilary Duff as a Pilgrim, Lindsay Lohan's Accent, and More

Triggered: Hilary Duff as a Pilgrim, Lindsay Lohan's Accent, and More

Each week, writer Mathias Rosenzweig reflects on the events in pop culture that left him triggered.

Each week, writer Mathias Rosenzweig reflects on the events in pop culture that left him triggered.

Text: MATHIAS ROSENZWEIG

Hilary Duff and her man Jason Walsh are “SO sorry” about their offensive Halloween costumes, having dressed as a Native American with a pilgrim. Elsewhere, Kris Jenner is just happy it's not her this time #TRIGGERED

Turns out Adele might have traded chasing pavement for falling on it because she wrote most of her hits while totally batshit drunk. Maybe I suddenly don't feel so guilty about downing a bottle of pino before writing this #TRIGGERED

Lindsay Lohan’s travels throughout Russia, Turkey, and Greece have culminated in her adopting one of the strangest accents I’ve ever heard. Instead of having another psychotic break, I'd like to think maybe she's just practicing for Parent Trap 2. #TRIGGERED

Ariana Grande got scared shitless when Ellen had a camera crew follow her through the American Horror Story Maze. Rumor has it they told her this was Mariah Carey’s house #TRIGGERED

Speaking of Mariah Carey, reports are suggesting that her husband’s connection to the Church of Scientology is to blame for their engagement ending. Weird—I thought someone who worshiped aliens and shit would be super down. #TRIGGERED

Another alien, FKA twigs, told ES Magazine that: she’s only 28 in “human years,” has no idols, “the stars are an alphabet” we’ve yet to translate, and that emotionally abusive relationships are sorta sexy and tender. Um. #TRIGGERED

Chinese social media is going crazy over a girl who had her 20 boyfriends each buy her an iPhone 7, all of which she sold for approximately $18,000. She then used that money for a down payment on a house. Meanwhile, I’m still trying to figure out how gay Bumble works #TRIGGERED

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