Happy Birthday, Choupette!
The iconic feline turns 7.
The iconic feline turns 7.
Text: Lilly Pace
Happy belated Birthday to the only being that could possibly rival the stardom of Karl Lagerfeld: his cat Choupette. In honor of her seventh birthday yesterday, the famous feline cleared some rumors and shared words of wisdom to her over 113,000 Instagram followers.
Beginning with the clarification that she doesn't "look a day over 5", the blue-eyed Birman then states that her eye color is real, the private jet she flies on is "Daddy's", her annual net worth and salary is "none of your business unless it’s @forbes calling to put me on their next cover", and that she requests that her fans refrain from calling her an influencer, as she started her career before influencers "were a thing".
In typical social media star style, Choupette celebrated her big day with hundreds of birthday wishes, a shout out from her dad, and a lavish party thrown in her name. Between the sparkly wall sign, presents, and her plate of shrimp, the furry feline clearly had a special day.
Check out Choupette's cute and catty birthday posts below!
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TO MY DAHHHLINGS FOR MY BIRTHDAY At the wise age of 7, I would like to impart some wisdom on you humans: ————————————————————————- - I may be “7” but I don’t look a day over 5. - Since age is just a number, I think Daddy @karllagerfeld should finally start being honest about his. 😹 -My maids still pamper my every need just like they did when I was a kitten. -My first “Daddy” was @baptiste.giabiconi and my cold heart still melts for him like my own Daddy @karllagerfeld. - My hobbies include but are not limited to: sun bathing, pawing at the latest @chanelofficial collections, eating caviar, catnapping on Daddy’s sketches at completely inappropriate times, and stalking @evachen212, @stassischroeder from @pumprules, @therealgracecoddington, @laurabrown99, @lindaandwinks, @ttomasihill, @jxxsy, and @chrissyteigen on Instagram. Dear (fashion) god, please make me as cool as these humans one day. - The private jet I fly on is Daddy’s and not mine contrary to what you’ve read in Page 6. - I started my social media career before “influencers” were a thing. Please refrain from using this term with moi. - My annual salary and net worth are none of your business unless it’s @forbes calling to put me on their next cover. Move over @kyliejenner! - This account was not started by Daddy’s team and was instead created by @choupettesocialgirl in 2012. Please stop DMing moi for free @chanelofficial handbags. I can’t hook you up. - I am not the feline actress in the latest @swiffer commercial for all of you who keep asking. - My eyes are naturally blue and no I don’t wear color contacts. That’s animal cruelty. - Stop trying to slide into my Dm’s and ask if I’ll date your cat. This isn’t @tinder and that’s just weird. - Paparazzi are constantly hounding (unintentional dog pun..yuck!) me for photos. Case in point this candid. - My dream job besides becoming the next @lindaevangelista is to write a satyrical fashion commentary series for @vogue, @elleusa, or @harpersbazaarus. Holler at your girl! 😽 -I wouldn’t be here today if you all weren’t so obsessed with me. So... MERCI to all my dahhhlings and let’s keep this party going! 😻