Each week, we bring you the wittiest and most impactful words, tweets, and musings about what's going on in the world.
Each week, we bring you the wittiest and most impactful words, tweets, and musings about what's going on in the world.
Text: Jake Viswanath
Text: Kate Ramsay
My phases of grief:
Denial
Anger
Cookie dough straight from tube
Booze
Watching adorable animal vids to make sure I can still feel something
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 14, 2016
It's amazing how on November 9, everyone in the country becomes an expert veteran campaign manager
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) November 16, 2016
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— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) November 16, 2016
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) November 16, 2016
We have a super moon tonight, which is like the universe buying us a lollipop cuz our dog got hit by a truck.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) November 13, 2016
"Am I not allowed to have an opinion?" - Kanye West (in response to the San Jose crowd booing his political stance.)
"Lawyer!" - Harrison Ford (in response to the first manuscript of Carrie Fisher's new book The Princess Diarist.)
"The understanding, compassion and support we’ve found is a powerful testament to the healing that comes when we choose love." - Alicia Keys (about her video for "Blended Family")
“I believe that I’m one of the best in the world at what I do, and that’s all I’ve ever wanted to be." - Frank Ocean (in his New York Times interview, his first in three years).
"I'm wishing Donald Trump luck, and I'm gonna give him a chance. And we, the historically disenfranchised, demand that he give us one too." - Dave Chapelle (on Saturday Night Live)